Valentine's Day tweets that will touch your cold, dead heart
Outside of discount candy the next day, is there anything to look forward to about Valentine’s Day when you’re single?
At least there are jokes.
Below, we’ve gathered spot-on tweets from people who know that Feb. 14 is pretty much a worthless day when you’re not in a relationship.
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism— Jamie Macgregor (@m1ndspeak5truth) February 5, 2018
If men wrote candy hearts:— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) February 14, 2018
- what r u up to?
we should cancel Valentine’s Day and have a second thanksgiving— HP ➵ (@harleyelise_) February 2, 2019
Just now realized that it’s Valentine’s Day... only cuz my grandma texted me and asked if I received her chocolates she sent me. I’m not kidding at all.— Ethan Dolan (@EthanDolan) February 14, 2018
Here is your annual reminder that if you are single/lonely on Valentine’s Day, you can always celebrate Arizona’s birthday instead! She’ll be 106 and beautiful as ever!!— Bryce Cluff (@Bryce_Cluff) February 5, 2019
Rude of ikea to shame single people on Valentine’s Day pic.twitter.com/9ffJxZfE1Y— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) February 15, 2018
Friend: what are you doing for VD?— sarah schauer 🦂 (@SJSchauer) January 29, 2019
Me: taking antibiotics and drinking cranberry juice
Friend: Valentine's Day...
Me, leaning in: taking antibiotics and drinking cranberry juice
“What are you getting for Valentine’s Day?”— sarafcarter (@sarafcarter) January 28, 2019
Valentine’s Day is the Comic Sans of holidays.— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) February 14, 2018
Apple Music is that ex that just realized Valentine’s Day is coming and they’re still alone pic.twitter.com/Uxbxn1BswZ— lo (@lorannnn_) February 2, 2019
Valentine’s Day— ugh (@gIitering) January 30, 2019
ayyy i’m still single
"Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?"— Zachary (@zacharywhyde) January 28, 2018
Me: Yes... February 14th
Valentine’s Day is coming up so if you have a crush on me it’s your time to come forward.— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤnufo (@_nufocity) January 30, 2019
the only valentine’s day content I need pic.twitter.com/pOmsj45Tx5— Maggy (@maggyvaneijk) February 2, 2019
Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.— 🌈🌈Ruthe Phoenix🌈🌈 (@RuthePhoenix) January 24, 2015